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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

08.06.2025 12:19

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

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Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

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“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”